YOU SAID:
Once upon a time in the land of Middle Earth, there was a young hobbit named Bilbo Baggins who loved to eat potatoes and drink rum!
INTO JAPANESE
昔々、中つ国の地に、ジャガイモを食べてラム酒を飲むのが大好きなビルボ・バギンズという名の若いホビットがいました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Once upon a time in the land of Middle-earth, there lived a young hobbit named Bilbo Baggins who loved eating potatoes and drinking rum.
INTO JAPANESE
昔々、中つ国の地に、ジャガイモを食べてラム酒を飲むのが大好きなビルボ・バギンズという名の若いホビットがいました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Once upon a time in the land of Middle-earth, there lived a young hobbit named Bilbo Baggins who loved eating potatoes and drinking rum.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.