YOU SAID:
Once upon a time in a land far away there was a young man who shat everyday
INTO JAPANESE
遠く離れた土地に昔々あった若者がいた
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There was a young man long ago in a long distant land
INTO JAPANESE
遠い昔の土地に若い男がずっと前にいた
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There was a young man long ago in a long ago land
INTO JAPANESE
ずっと前の土地に若い男がずっと前にいました
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Young man was long before long ago
INTO JAPANESE
若い男はずっと前にずっと昔でした
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A young man long ago was a long time ago
INTO JAPANESE
昔の若い男は昔のことです。
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The old young man was old.
INTO JAPANESE
その老人は年老いていた。
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The old man was old.
INTO JAPANESE
その老人は年老いた。
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The old man got old.
INTO JAPANESE
その老人は年をとった。
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The old man got old.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.