YOU SAID:
once upon a time in a galexy far far away there was a man who was 13 years old
INTO JAPANESE
むかしむかし遠くにある銀河に13歳の男がいました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Once upon a time there was a 13-year-old man in a galaxy far away
INTO JAPANESE
昔々、遠くの銀河に13歳の男がいました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Once upon a time, there was a 13-year-old man in a distant galaxy
INTO JAPANESE
むかしむかし、遠い銀河に13歳の男がいました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Once upon a time, there was a 13-year-old man in a distant galaxy
That didn't even make that much sense in English.