YOU SAID:
Once upon a time, in a far off land, I ate some cheese
INTO JAPANESE
かつて、遠く離れた土地で、私はチーズを食べました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Once in a long distant land, I ate cheese
INTO JAPANESE
遠く離れた土地にいたら、私はチーズを食べた
BACK INTO ENGLISH
When I was in a remote place, I ate cheese
INTO JAPANESE
私が遠くの場所にいたとき、私はチーズを食べた
BACK INTO ENGLISH
When I was in a distant place, I ate cheese
INTO JAPANESE
私が遠い場所にいたとき、私はチーズを食べた
BACK INTO ENGLISH
When I was in a distant place, I ate cheese
You should move to Japan!