YOU SAID:
Once upon a time , in a far away place , there was two brothers, uh , I mean sisters, and da princey is de badguy , Duh !
INTO JAPANESE
むかしむかし、遠く離れた場所に2人の兄弟がいました。うーん、姉妹のことです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Once upon a time there were two brothers far away. Well, my sisters.
INTO JAPANESE
昔々二人の兄弟が遠くにいました。まあ、私の姉妹。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Once upon a time there were two brothers in the distance. Well, my sister.
INTO JAPANESE
むかしむかし、遠くに二人の兄弟がいました。まあ、私の妹。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Once upon a time there were two brothers in the distance. Well, my sister.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.