YOU SAID:

once upon a time i went to japan. a certain man was there, and he called himself the yo-yo master. i begged him to give the happiness away, but he smacked me and gave me a kiss on the head. how do i know if he was real or a dream? is shrek my dad?

INTO JAPANESE

昔々、私は日本に行きました。ある男がそこにいて、彼は自分をヨーヨーマスターと呼んだ。私は彼に幸せを与えるように頼んだが、彼は私を叩き、頭にキスをした。彼が本物か夢かをどうやって知ることができますか？シュレックは私の父ですか？

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Once upon a time, I went to Japan. There was a man there and he called himself a yo-yo master. I asked him to give him happiness, but he hit me and kissed me on the head. How can I tell if he is real or a dream? Is Shrek my father?

INTO JAPANESE

昔々、私は日本に行きました。そこに男がいて、彼は自分をヨーヨーマスターと呼んでいました。私は彼に幸せを与えるように頼んだが、彼は私を殴り、頭にキスをした。彼が本物か夢かはどうすればわかりますか？シュレックは私の父ですか？

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Once upon a time, I went to Japan. There was a man there and he called himself a yo-yo master. I asked him to give him happiness, but he hit me and kissed me on the head. How do you know if he is real or a dream? Is Shrek my father?

INTO JAPANESE

昔々、私は日本に行きました。そこに男がいて、彼は自分をヨーヨーマスターと呼んでいました。私は彼に幸せを与えるように頼んだが、彼は私を殴り、頭にキスをした。彼が本物か夢かをどうやって知るのですか？シュレックは私の父ですか？

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Once upon a time, I went to Japan. There was a man there and he called himself a yo-yo master. I asked him to give him happiness, but he hit me and kissed me on the head. How do you know if he is real or a dream? Is Shrek my father?