YOU SAID:
Once upon a time I went to a hotel to relax, but suddenly I crush my face to a white wall and eat my tongue
INTO JAPANESE
むかしむかし、私はリラックスしてホテルへ行きましたが、突然、私は白い壁に私の顔をつぶすと私の舌を食べます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Once upon a time, I went to the hotel to relax, suddenly, I will eat my tongue and crush me in the face on a white wall
INTO JAPANESE
むかしむかし、私はリラックスしてホテルに行き、突然、私は私の舌を食べるようになると白い壁に私の顔をつぶします
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Once upon a time, I went to the hotel to relax, suddenly, I crushed my face on a white wall and will eat my tongue
INTO JAPANESE
むかしむかし、私は突然、リラックスしてホテルに行き、私は白い壁に私の顔を粉砕し、私の舌を食べるようになります
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Once upon a time, I suddenly, went to the hotel to relax, I was crushed my face on a white wall, you will be eating my tongue
INTO JAPANESE
ワンス・アポン・ア・タイム、私は突然、私は白い壁に私の顔を粉砕し、リラックスしてホテルに行きました、あなたは私の舌を食べれます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Once upon a time, I suddenly, I was crushed my face in the white wall, went to the hotel to relax, you will eat my tongue
INTO JAPANESE
むかしむかし、私は突然、私はリラックスしてホテルに行き、白い壁に私の顔を粉砕し、あなたは私の舌を食べるようになります
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Once upon a time, I suddenly, I went to the hotel to relax, and ground my face in the white wall, you will be eating my tongue
INTO JAPANESE
むかしむかし、私は突然、私はリラックスしてホテルに行き、白い壁に私の顔を接地し、あなたは私の舌を食べれます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Once upon a time, I suddenly, I went to the hotel to relax, and ground my face on a white wall, you will eat my tongue
INTO JAPANESE
むかしむかし、私は突然、私はリラックスしてホテルに行き、白い壁に私の顔を接地し、あなたは私の舌を食べるようになります
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Once upon a time, I suddenly, I went to the hotel to relax, and ground my face on a white wall, you will be eating my tongue
INTO JAPANESE
むかしむかし、私は突然、私はリラックスしてホテルに行き、白い壁に私の顔を接地し、あなたは私の舌を食べれます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Once upon a time, I suddenly, I went to the hotel to relax, and ground my face on a white wall, you will eat my tongue
INTO JAPANESE
むかしむかし、私は突然、私はリラックスしてホテルに行き、白い壁に私の顔を接地し、あなたは私の舌を食べるようになります
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Once upon a time, I suddenly, I went to the hotel to relax, and ground my face on a white wall, you will be eating my tongue
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