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Once upon a time I was a magpie and I made pies that had LOTS of different things in them. People who ate them usually died from indigestion and I laughed wickedly over their dead bodies and baked more pies.

INTO JAPANESE

昔々、私はカササギでした、そして、私はそれらの中に異なるものがたくさんあるパイを作りました。それらを食べた人々は通常消化不良で亡くなりました、そして私は彼らの死体の上でひどく笑い、より多くのパイを焼きました。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Once upon a time, I was a magpie and I made pies with a lot of different things among them. Those who ate them usually died of indigestion, and I laughed badly on their corpses and baked more pies.

INTO JAPANESE

むかしむかし、私はカササギであり、私はそれらの間で多くの異なるものでパイを作りました。それらを食べた人は通常消化不良で死にました、そして、私は彼らの死体でひどく笑い、より多くのパイを焼きました。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Once upon a time, I was a magpie and I made pies with many different things among them. Those who ate them usually died of indigestion, and I laughed badly at their corpses and baked more pies.

INTO JAPANESE

むかしむかし、私はカササギでした、そして、私はそれらの間で多くの異なるものでパイを作りました。それらを食べた人は通常消化不良で死にました、そして、私は彼らの死体でひどく笑って、より多くのパイを焼きました。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Once upon a time, I was a magpie, and I made pies with many different things between them. Those who ate them usually died of indigestion, and I laughed badly at their corpses and baked more pies.

INTO JAPANESE

むかしむかし、私はカササギでした、そして、私は彼らの間で多くの異なるものでパイを作りました。それらを食べた人は通常消化不良で死にました、そして、私は彼らの死体でひどく笑って、より多くのパイを焼きました。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Once upon a time, I was a magpie, and I made pies with many different things among them. Those who ate them usually died of indigestion, and I laughed badly at their corpses and baked more pies.

INTO JAPANESE

むかしむかし、私はカササギでした。それらを食べた人は通常消化不良で死にました、そして、私は彼らの死体でひどく笑って、より多くのパイを焼きました。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Once upon a time, I was a magpie. Those who ate them usually died of indigestion, and I laughed badly at their corpses and baked more pies.

INTO JAPANESE

むかしむかし、私はカササギでした。それらを食べた人は通常消化不良で死にました、そして、私は彼らの死体でひどく笑って、より多くのパイを焼きました。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Once upon a time, I was a magpie. Those who ate them usually died of indigestion, and I laughed badly at their corpses and baked more pies.