YOU SAID:
once upon a time i was a little peasant boy in europe who never had enough bread but then i got sucked through a vortex into present day and magically found that i had enough money to buy a luxury condominium with.
INTO JAPANESE
むかしむかし、私はヨーロッパでは十分なパンを持っていなかった小さな農民の少年でしたが、それから私は渦巻きを通って現在に吸い込まれ、豪華なマンションを買うのに十分なお金を持っていたのです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Once upon a time, I was a small farmer boy who didn't have enough bread in Europe, but then I was sucked into the present through swirls and had enough money to buy a luxury apartment is.
INTO JAPANESE
むかしむかし、私はヨーロッパで十分なパンを持っていなかった小さな農夫の男の子でしたが、それから私は渦巻きを通して現在に吸い込まれて、そして豪華なアパートが買うのに十分なお金を持っていました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Once upon a time, I was a small farmer boy who did not have enough bread in Europe, but then I was sucked into the present through swirls and had enough money to buy a luxury apartment .
INTO JAPANESE
むかしむかし、私はヨーロッパで十分なパンを持っていなかった小さな農夫の男の子でしたが、それから私は渦巻きを通して現在に吸い込まれて、そして豪華なアパートを買うために十分なお金を持っていました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Once upon a time, I was a small farmer boy who didn't have enough bread in Europe, but then I was sucked into the present through swirls, and had enough money to buy a luxury apartment .
INTO JAPANESE
むかしむかし、私はヨーロッパで十分なパンを持っていなかった小さな農夫の男の子でしたが、それから私は渦巻きを通して現在に吸い込まれ、そして豪華なアパートを買うために十分なお金を持っていました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Once upon a time, I was a small farmer boy who didn't have enough bread in Europe, but then I was sucked into the present through swirls and had enough money to buy a luxury apartment.
INTO JAPANESE
むかしむかし、私はヨーロッパで十分なパンを持っていなかった小さな農夫の男の子でしたが、それから私は渦巻きを通して現在に吸い込まれて、そして豪華なアパートを買うために十分なお金を持っていました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Once upon a time, I was a small farmer boy who didn't have enough bread in Europe, but then I was sucked into the present through swirls, and had enough money to buy a luxury apartment .
INTO JAPANESE
むかしむかし、私はヨーロッパで十分なパンを持っていなかった小さな農夫の男の子でしたが、それから私は渦巻きを通して現在に吸い込まれ、そして豪華なアパートを買うために十分なお金を持っていました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Once upon a time, I was a small farmer boy who didn't have enough bread in Europe, but then I was sucked into the present through swirls and had enough money to buy a luxury apartment.
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