YOU SAID:
Once upon a time I killed a stray elephant that tried to interrupt a game of pinball and I became so angry that I took off my sweatshirt and cut off my toes with a chainsaw.
INTO JAPANESE
むかしむかし、ピンボールの試合を中断しようとする迷いの象を殺しました。私は怒ってスウェットシャツを脱ぎ、チェーンソーでつま先を切りました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Once upon a time, killed a stray elephant trying to interrupt a pinball game. I was angry and took off my sweatshirt and cut my toes with a chainsaw.
INTO JAPANESE
むかしむかし、ピンボールゲームを中断しようとする野良ゾウを殺しました。私は怒ってスウェットシャツを脱ぎ、チェーンソーでつま先を切りました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Once upon a time, killed a stray elephant trying to interrupt a pinball game. I was angry and took off my sweatshirt and cut my toes with a chainsaw.
You should move to Japan!