YOU SAID:
Once upon a time I had a friend who's stepdad's buddy crashed huwuis Tesla because he saw Bigfoot and drove intoso my man sya wisfhs and he wdi fish the field to find him and rolled the Tesla and as he was rolling he hit the wheel and his custom beep said "sheeeeeesh" as he died
INTO JAPANESE
昔々、継父の相棒である友人がビッグフットを見て、私の男sya wisfhsに車を走らせたので、huwuis Teslaを墜落させました。彼はフィールドを釣り、彼を見つけてテスラを転がしました。彼が死んだとき、ビープ音は「sheeeeeesh」と言いました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Once upon a time, my stepfather's buddy friend saw Bigfoot and drove my man sya wisfhs, so he crashed huwuis Tesla. He fished the field, found him and rolled Tesla. When he died, the beep said "sheeeeeesh"
INTO JAPANESE
昔々、私の継父の相棒の友人はビッグフットを見て、私の男sya wisfhsを運転したので、彼はhuwuisTeslaを墜落させました。彼は畑を釣り、彼を見つけ、テスラを転がしました。彼が死んだとき、ビープ音は「sheeeeeesh」と言いました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Once upon a time, my stepfather's buddy friend saw Bigfoot and drove my man sya wisfhs, so he crashed huwuis Tesla. He fished the fields, found him, and rolled Tesla. When he died, the beep said "sheeeeeesh"
INTO JAPANESE
昔々、私の継父の相棒の友人はビッグフットを見て、私の男sya wisfhsを運転したので、彼はhuwuisTeslaを墜落させました。彼は畑を釣り、彼を見つけ、テスラを転がしました。彼が死んだとき、ビープ音は「sheeeeeesh」と言いました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Once upon a time, my stepfather's buddy friend saw Bigfoot and drove my man sya wisfhs, so he crashed huwuis Tesla. He fished the fields, found him, and rolled Tesla. When he died, the beep said "sheeeeeesh"
That didn't even make that much sense in English.