YOU SAID:

Once upon a time I had a friend who's stepdad's buddy crashed his Tesla because he saw Bigfoot and drove into the field to find him and rolled the Tesla and as he was rolling he hit the wheel and his custom beep said "sheeeeeesh" as he died

INTO JAPANESE

昔々、義父の相棒である友人がビッグフットを見てテスラを墜落させたのは、彼がビッグフットを見つけてフィールドに車で行き、テスラを転がしたときでした。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Once upon a time, my father-in-law's companion saw Bigfoot and crashed Tesla when he found Bigfoot, drove to the field, and rolled Tesla.

INTO JAPANESE

昔々、義父の仲間がビッグフットを見て、ビッグフットを見つけてテスラを墜落させ、フィールドに車で行き、テスラを転がしました。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Once upon a time, my father-in-law's companion saw Bigfoot, found Bigfoot, crashed Tesla, drove to the field, and rolled Tesla.

INTO JAPANESE

昔々、義父の仲間はビッグフットを見て、ビッグフットを見つけ、テスラを墜落させ、フィールドに車で行き、テスラを転がしました。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Once upon a time, my father-in-law's companion saw Bigfoot, found Bigfoot, crashed Tesla, drove to the field, and rolled Tesla.