YOU SAID:

Once upon a time I farted in a bathroom then I fell an shat my pants

INTO JAPANESE

昔々、私は浴室でおならして、shat 落ちた私のズボン

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Once upon a time, I shat fell in the bathroom to fart, my pants.

INTO JAPANESE

昔々、私は浴室におなら、私のズボンに落ちた shat。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Once upon a time, I fell into the bathroom to fart, my pants shat.

INTO JAPANESE

昔々、おなら、shat 私のズボンに浴室を落ちた。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Once upon a time, fart, shat my pants fell bathroom.

INTO JAPANESE

むかしむかし、おならパンツ落ちたマイルームを shat。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Miriam fell once upon a time, fart pants with the shat.

INTO JAPANESE

ミリアムは一度落ちた、おなら、shat 付きパンツ。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Miriam fell once, fart, pants with the shat.

INTO JAPANESE

ミリアムは一度落ちた、おなら、shat 付きパンツ。