YOU SAID:
Once upon a time I farted in a bathroom
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むかしむかし、私は浴室のおなら
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Once upon a time, I was farting in bathroom
INTO JAPANESE
昔々、私は浴室でおならだった
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Once upon a time I was farting in bathroom
INTO JAPANESE
むかしむかし、私は浴室でおならだった
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Once upon a time, I was farting in bathroom
INTO JAPANESE
昔々、私は浴室でおならだった
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Once upon a time I was farting in bathroom
INTO JAPANESE
むかしむかし、私は浴室でおならだった
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