YOU SAID:
Once upon a time I ate bacon wrapped in a tortilla
INTO JAPANESE
トルティーヤで包んだベーコンを食べたむかしむかし
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Once upon a time I ate bacon wrapped in tortilla
INTO JAPANESE
かつて、トルティーヤに包まれたベーコンを食べた
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Once I ate bacon wrapped in tortilla
INTO JAPANESE
トルコで包まれたベーコンを食べたら
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If you eat bacon wrapped in Turkey
INTO JAPANESE
トルコで包まれたベーコンを食べるなら
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you eat bacon wrapped in Turkey
That didn't even make that much sense in English.