YOU SAID:
once upon a time i ate a slim jim and had it dipped in ranch so i could throw a party for my dog's quince
INTO JAPANESE
むかしむかし、スリムジムを食べて牧場に浸して、犬のカリンのためにパーティーを開きました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Once upon a time, I threw a party for my dog Karin eating Slim Jim and soaking in the ranch
INTO JAPANESE
むかしむかし、犬のカリンがスリムジムを食べて牧場に浸かるパーティーを開きました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Once upon a time, Karin the Dog threw a party where she ate Slim Jim and soaked in the ranch.
INTO JAPANESE
むかしむかし、犬のカリンはパーティーを開き、スリムジムを食べて牧場に浸かりました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Once upon a time, Karin the Dog threw a party, ate Slim Jim and soaked in the ranch.
INTO JAPANESE
むかしむかし、犬のカリンはパーティーを開き、スリムジムを食べ、牧場でびしょぬれになりました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Once, she too was a magnificent sorcerer with so much promise.
INTO JAPANESE
むかしむかし、 彼女は壮大な魔女だった
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Once, she too was a magnificent sorcerer with so much promise.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.