YOU SAID:

once upon a time a silly elf decided to pat a bunny on the nose and then it declared I'm an alien female

INTO JAPANESE

むかしむかし、愚かなエルフがバニーの鼻を撫でようと決心したとき、それは私がエイリアンの女性だと宣言した.

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Once upon a time, when a stupid elf decided to stroke a bunny's nose, it declared that I was an alien woman.

INTO JAPANESE

むかしむかし、愚かなエルフがバニーの鼻をなでることを決めたとき、それは私がエイリアンの女性であると宣言しました.

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Once upon a time, when a stupid elf decided to stroke a bunny's nose, it declared that I was an alien woman.