YOU SAID:
Once upon a time, a rhinoceros wanted to cross the river.
INTO JAPANESE
昔々、サイ川を横断したいです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Once upon a time, the Sai is to cross the river.
INTO JAPANESE
昔々、サイは、川を越えることです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
It is that once upon a time, rhino, over the river.
INTO JAPANESE
時サイ、かつて川の上です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
At rhino, once it is on the river.
INTO JAPANESE
サイで一度川のです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Sai is once of the river.
INTO JAPANESE
サイは一度川の。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Rhino was once River.
INTO JAPANESE
サイはかつて川だった。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Rhino was once a river.
INTO JAPANESE
サイはかつて川だった。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Rhino was once a river.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.