YOU SAID:

Once upon a time a potato jumped off a building because a kid told it to kill itself

INTO JAPANESE

昔々、ジャガイモが建物から飛び降りた場合子供はそれ自身を殺すためにそれを言ったので

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As I said it because if once upon a time, potato, jumped from a building children it kills itself

INTO JAPANESE

それが自分自身を殺す場合昔々、ジャガイモ、ジャンプ建物子供からだって言ってんのと

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If you kill yourself that once upon a time, I'm saying potato, jumping building children's

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あなた自身を殺す、むかしむかし、もし言っているジャガイモ、建物子供をジャンプ

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Kill your own once upon a time, if potatoes are saying the building children jump

INTO JAPANESE

殺す自分昔々、ジャガイモは建物の子供のジャンプを言っている場合

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Kill myself once upon a time, potatoes were building children jump if you're talking

INTO JAPANESE

昔々 は自分自身を殺す、ポテトが構築した子供ジャンプ話している場合

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If you are talking about Kids jump kill myself once upon a time, build potato