YOU SAID:
Once upon a time a pickle names jeff lived. Don't ask how. I don't know.
INTO JAPANESE
昔々、ピクルスの名前はジェフが住んでいました。頼まないでください。知りません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Once upon a time, the name pickle was Jeff lived. Please do not ask. I do not know.
INTO JAPANESE
かつて、名前の漬物はジェフが住んでいました。尋ねないでください。私は知らない。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
In the past, pickles named Jeff lived. Please do not ask. I do not know.
INTO JAPANESE
過去には、ジェフという名前のピクルスが住んでいました。尋ねないでください。私は知らない。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
In the past, pickles named Jeff lived. Please do not ask. I do not know.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.