YOU SAID:
once upon a time, a guy stole some lettuce, and because of that, he gave his daughter to a witch who imprisoned her in a tower. Then she got really long hair and a prince poked his eyes out with thorns, but he was okay because she cried on his eyes.
INTO JAPANESE
昔々、男がレタスを盗んだので、娘を魔女に渡して塔に閉じ込めた。それから彼女は本当に長い髪になり、王子はとげで彼の目を突き出しました、しかし彼女が彼の目に泣いたので彼は大丈夫でした。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Once upon a time, a man stole lettuce, so he gave his daughter to a witch and locked him in a tower. Then she had really long hair and the prince stuck out his eyes with thorns, but he was okay because she cried in his eyes.
INTO JAPANESE
昔々、男がレタスを盗んだので、娘を魔女に渡して塔に閉じ込めました。それから彼女は本当に長い髪をしていて、王子はとげで彼の目を突き出しました、しかし彼女が彼の目に泣いたので彼は大丈夫でした。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Once upon a time, a man stole lettuce, so he gave his daughter to a witch and locked him in a tower. Then she had really long hair and the prince stuck out his eyes with thorns, but he was okay because she cried in his eyes.
That's deep, man.