YOU SAID:
Once upon a moon, there was Darth Vader fighting a police officer in a volcano full of underwear
INTO JAPANESE
むかしむかし、下着だらけの火山でダース・ベイダーが警察官と戦っていた
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Once upon a time, Darth Vader was fighting a police officer in a volcano full of underwear
INTO JAPANESE
むかしむかし、ダース・ベイダーは下着だらけの火山で警官と戦っていた
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Once upon a time, Darth Vader was fighting cops in a underwear-covered volcano
INTO JAPANESE
むかしむかし、ダース・ベイダーは下着で覆われた火山で警官と戦っていました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Once upon a time, Darth Vader was fighting cops in a volcano covered in underwear
INTO JAPANESE
むかしむかし、ダース・ベイダーは下着姿で火山で警官と戦っていた
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Once upon a time, Darth Vader was in his underwear fighting cops in a volcano
INTO JAPANESE
むかしむかし、ダース・ベイダーは下着を着て火山で警官と戦っていました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Once upon a time, Darth Vader wore underwear and fought cops in a volcano
INTO JAPANESE
むかしむかし、ダース・ベイダーは下着を着て火山で警官と戦った
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Once upon a time, Darth Vader wore underwear and fought a cop in a volcano
INTO JAPANESE
むかしむかし、ダース・ベイダーは下着を着て火山で警官と戦った
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Once upon a time, Darth Vader wore underwear and fought a cop in a volcano
That didn't even make that much sense in English.