YOU SAID:
once there was a ugly barnicle he was so ugly everyone died
INTO JAPANESE
醜いバーニクルがあったら彼はとても醜いみんなが死んだ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If there was an ugly burnicle he was so ugly everyone died
INTO JAPANESE
醜いバーニクルがあったら彼はとても醜いみんなが死んだ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If there was an ugly burnicle he was so ugly everyone died
That's deep, man.