YOU SAID:
Once there was a man who loved a cow
INTO JAPANESE
昔、牛を愛した男がいた
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Once upon a time there was a man who loved cows
INTO JAPANESE
むかしむかし、牛が大好きな男がいました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Once upon a time there was a man who loved cows
That's deep, man.