YOU SAID:
once there was a man who kuso everwhere
INTO JAPANESE
かつてどこにでもクソする男がいた
BACK INTO ENGLISH
There used to be a guy fucking everywhere
INTO JAPANESE
いたるところにクソ男がいた
BACK INTO ENGLISH
There were fucking guys everywhere
INTO JAPANESE
いたるところにクソ男がいた
BACK INTO ENGLISH
There were fucking guys everywhere
That didn't even make that much sense in English.