YOU SAID:
Once there was a goldfish named God
INTO JAPANESE
昔、神様という名前の金魚がいました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Once upon a time there was a goldfish named God
INTO JAPANESE
昔々、神様という名前の金魚がいました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Once upon a time there was a goldfish named God
That didn't even make that much sense in English.