YOU SAID:
Once there was a bull named Lando, Lando ate a candle
INTO JAPANESE
Landoという名前の牛がいたら、Landoはろうそくを食べた
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If there was a cow named Lando, Lando ate a candle
INTO JAPANESE
ランドがろうそくを食べたというランド牛があった場合
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There was a land cattle that the land ate a candle
INTO JAPANESE
その土地がろうそくを食べた土地の牛があった
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There was a cow of the land where the land ate the candle
INTO JAPANESE
土地がろうそくを食べた土地の牛がいた
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There were cattle in the land where the land ate the candle
INTO JAPANESE
土地がキャンドルを食べた土地には牛がいた
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There was a cow on the land where the land ate the candle
INTO JAPANESE
土地がろうそくを食べた土地には牛がいた
BACK INTO ENGLISH
There was a cow on the land where the land ate the candle
That's deep, man.