YOU SAID:
ONCE OPON A TIME I DIED THEN I WAS NOT DEAD AND A DUCK CHICKEN MADE ME LOOK PIN AT THE FLOOR ROOF
INTO JAPANESE
一度OPON私が死んだ時私は死んでいないとおかずのチキン私は床の屋根にピンを見つけた
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Once Once OPON When I died I was dead Chicken with side dishes I found a pin on the roof of the floor
INTO JAPANESE
一度OPON私が死んだとき私は死んでいたおかずとチキン私は床の屋根にピンを見つけた
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Once Once OPON When I died I was dead Side dishes and chicken I found a pin on the roof of the floor
INTO JAPANESE
Once Once OPON私が死んだとき私は死んでいたサイドディッシュとチキン私は床の屋根にピンを見つけた
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Once Once OPON When I died I was dead Side dishes and chicken I found a pin on the roof of the floor
That didn't even make that much sense in English.