YOU SAID:
Once my cat which is legally named concrete(which is his government name) proceeded to destroy everything i own, causing world chaos and creating the downfall of humanity before eleven AM
INTO JAPANESE
かつて、合法的にコンクリート(政府名です)と名付けられた私の猫は、午前11時前に私の所有物すべてを破壊し、世界を混乱させ、人類を滅亡させました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Once, my cat, legally named Concrete (that's the government's name), destroyed everything I owned before 11 a.m., disrupted the world, and wiped out humanity.
INTO JAPANESE
かつて、合法的にコンクリートと名付けられた私の猫(それは政府の名前です)が、午前11時前に私の所有物すべてを破壊し、世界を混乱させ、人類を絶滅させました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Once, my cat, legally named Concrete (that's the government's name), destroyed everything I owned before 11am, disrupted the world, and wiped out humanity.
INTO JAPANESE
かつて、法的にコンクリート(政府の名前です)と名付けられた私の猫は、午前11時前に私の所有物すべてを破壊し、世界を混乱させ、人類を絶滅させました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Once, my cat, legally named Concrete (that's the government's name), destroyed everything I owned before 11am, disrupted the world, and wiped out humanity.
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