YOU SAID:
once i stalked some cookies
INTO JAPANESE
いくつかのクッキーを忍び寄ったとき
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When I sneaked some cookies
INTO JAPANESE
クッキーをこっそり食べたとき
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When I secretly ate a cookie
INTO JAPANESE
こっそりクッキー食べたら
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If you secretly eat cookies
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クッキーをこっそり食べたら
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you secretly eat cookies
That didn't even make that much sense in English.