YOU SAID:
Once I knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guys cousin.. WILL YOU SHUTUP SPONGEBOB!
INTO JAPANESE
一度はこの人のいとこを知っていたこの男を知っていたこの男を知っていたこの男を知っていた.SHUTUP スポンジは、!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.