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Once I had a REALLY weird dream that made absolutely no sense (but haven’t we all). The dream was that my friend Belen, who is really immature and honestly pretty annoying at (my?) house and we saw a pincher bug on the window. Belen ran up to it and started flailing his arms for no apparent reason and in the dream apparently he always does that in front of bugs (honestly, sounds like something he would do). Anyways, I say to Belen, “You should probably leave.” (because pincher bugs will doom us all) and he runs outside, goes to the other side of the window, and says “I’m leaving now.” to the pincher bug (For some reason I’m watching all of this when it’s seriously JUST a pincher bug, not very interesting. Also, I swear I never saw the pincher bug move ONCE, probably dead.) and runs away. Next, I see two lobsters in a dark area which are supposed to be pincher bugs talking about how they are going to get into our hearts and snip us from the inside. (Yup, snip. Like cutting our bodies into pieces. Not even is that hardly possible, but pincher bugs/lobsters don’t have scissors for hands. And that’s just about the amount of sense the rest of this dream makes.) The next thing I see is me, my friend Oliver, and some other kids running from the lobster (who is also in each kids heart AND behind us) on the pathways that connect the apartments in my apartment building. He keeps snipping us into little white pieces that are like stars and circles and squares etc. and once everyone was snipped Oliver says, “I can stay.” “I can stay?” replies the lobster. “No, I can stay.” and Oliver starts zigzagging around barfing orange shapes and the lobster picks up the shapes and says “These are all shapes!” (by that he meant he wanted organic shapes, not geometric ones). I can’t remember anything else except I’m pretty sure Oliver got snipped. And then I woke up. YAAAAAAAAY HAPPY ENDING! I don’t even know

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絶対に意味を成していた本当に奇妙な夢をかつて (しかししていない我々 のすべて)。夢だった私の友人は本当に成熟していないベレンと正直かなり迷惑 (自分?) で家がウィンドウのピンチャー バグを見た。夢の中でどうやら彼はいつも私とベレンに駆けよって、明白な理由も彼の腕を落ち目を開始