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Once I farted on my good friends pillow and she got pink eye so bad they had to take out her eyes.

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親友の枕で屁をしたらピンクの目になって目を抜かされた

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I fart in my best friend's pillow, and my eyes turn pink and I'm blind.

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親友の枕で屁をして目がピンクになって目が見えなくなった

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I fart on my best friend's pillow, my eyes turn pink and I can't see.

INTO JAPANESE

親友の枕で屁をして目がピンクになって見えなくなる。

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I fart on my best friend's pillow and my eyes turn pink and I can't see.

INTO JAPANESE

親友の枕で屁をして目がピンクになって見えない。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I fart on my best friend's pillow and my eyes turn pink and I can't see.