YOU SAID:

Once I ate my wife with a side of my dog, my wife's name was Fish, and my dog's name was Turtle.

INTO JAPANESE

私の犬の側に私の妻を食べた、私の妻の名前は魚と私の犬の名前はカメ。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

On the side of my dog ate my wife, my wife's name is turtle fish and my dog's name is.

INTO JAPANESE

私の犬の側に私の妻を食べた、私の妻の名前は亀魚と私の犬の名前です。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Turtle fish and my dog's name is on the side of my dog ate my wife, my wife's name.

INTO JAPANESE

亀魚と私の犬の名前の横には私の犬を食べた私の妻は、私の妻の名前。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Next to the name of turtle fish and my dog ate my dog and my wife's, my wife's name.

INTO JAPANESE

カメの名前の横に魚と私の犬は私の犬と私の妻の私の妻の名前を食べた。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Beside the name of turtle fish and my dog ate my dog and my wife my wife's name.

INTO JAPANESE

カメの名前の横に魚と私の犬を食べた私の犬と私の妻私の妻の名前。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Beside the name of turtle fish and my dog ate my dog and my wife my wife's name.