YOU SAID:
Once I ate fruit on the toilet as a kid, and I shat everywhere
INTO JAPANESE
一度子供の頃、トイレにフルーツを食べたし、私はどこでも shat
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm everywhere shat, and ate fruit once a child toilet
INTO JAPANESE
フルーツ一度子トイレを shat 午前どこでも、食べたり
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Fruit 1-degree child toilet eat everywhere, shat am
INTO JAPANESE
フルーツ 1 度子供トイレどこを食べる、午前 shat
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Fruit once a child toilet where to eat, am shat
INTO JAPANESE
どこで食べるフルーツ子トイレ、shat よ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Where to eat fruit child toilet, shat.
INTO JAPANESE
どこで食べるフルーツ子トイレ shat。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Where to eat fruit child toilet shat.
INTO JAPANESE
どこで食べるフルーツ子トイレ shat。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Where to eat fruit child toilet shat.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.