YOU SAID:
once apon a time I ate a dog
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一度私は犬を食んだ時間をアポン
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Once I ate the dog upon the time
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一度私は時間に犬を食べると
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Once I eat the dog on time and
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一度私は時間に犬を食べて、
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Once I ate the dog on time,
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時間に犬を食ったら、
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If you eat a dog in time,
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時間内に犬を食べると、
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If you eat a dog in time,
That didn't even make that much sense in English.