YOU SAID:
once a upon a time not long ago i was a hoe and i'm admitting it
INTO JAPANESE
昔々、私はであり、私はそれを認めています
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Once upon a time, I am and I admit it
INTO JAPANESE
むかしむかし、私はそれを認める
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Once upon a time, I admit it
INTO JAPANESE
むかしむかし、私はそれを認めます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Once upon a time, I admit it
That didn't even make that much sense in English.