YOU SAID:

once a idiot called Joseph decided to eat his own sausage

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白痴のジョセフと呼んだ彼自身のソーセージを食べることにしたら

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Once you have that idiot Joseph called his own sausage-eating

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その白痴ジョセフは、彼自身のソーセージを食べると呼ばれる

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Called the idiot Joseph eats his own sausage

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白痴と呼ばれるヨセフは彼自身のソーセージを食べる

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Joseph called idiot eats his own sausage

INTO JAPANESE

ジョセフと呼ばれる白痴食べる自分のソーセージ

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His own idiot called Joseph and eat sausages

INTO JAPANESE

自分の白痴をジョセフと呼んだし、ソーセージを食べる

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And my idiot called Joseph, sausage-eating

INTO JAPANESE

私の白痴とジョセフ、ソーセージを食べる

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Eat my idiocy and Joseph, sausage

INTO JAPANESE

私の白痴とヨセフ、ソーセージを食べる

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Eat my idiocy and Joseph, sausage