YOU SAID:
on this beautiful sunday morning my dad peed on my neighbours porch
INTO JAPANESE
この美しい日曜日の朝に、私のお父さんは隣人のポーチでおしっこをしました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
On this beautiful Sunday morning my dad peeed on the neighbor's porch
INTO JAPANESE
この美しい日曜日の朝、父は隣人のベランダでおしっこをした
BACK INTO ENGLISH
On this beautiful Sunday morning, my father peeed on his neighbor's veranda
INTO JAPANESE
この美しい日曜日の朝、父は隣人のベランダでおしっこをしました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
On this beautiful Sunday morning, my father peeed on his neighbor's veranda
That didn't even make that much sense in English.