YOU SAID:
on the fifth of may, you are a hot dog eating, biscuit eating, jam spreading, butter melting son of a gun, who likes to party
INTO JAPANESE
5月5日、あなたはホットドッグを食べ、ビスケットを食べ、ジャムを塗り、バターを溶かす銃の息子で、パーティーが好きです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
May 5th, you're the son of a gun who eats hot dogs, eats biscuits, spreads jam, melts butter and likes to party
INTO JAPANESE
5 月 5 日、あなたはホットドッグを食べ、ビスケットを食べ、ジャムを塗り、バターを溶かし、パーティーが好きな銃の息子です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
On May 5th, you're the son of a gun who likes to eat hot dogs, eat biscuits, spread jam, melt butter, and party.
INTO JAPANESE
5 月 5 日、あなたはホットドッグを食べたり、ビスケットを食べたり、ジャムを塗ったり、バターを溶かしたり、パーティーをするのが好きな銃の息子です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
On May 5th, you're the son of a gun who likes to eat hot dogs, eat biscuits, spread jam, melt butter, and party.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.