YOU SAID:
on a bad day, I would have eaten you
INTO JAPANESE
悪い日には、私はあなたを食べていただろう
BACK INTO ENGLISH
On bad days I would have eaten you
INTO JAPANESE
悪い日には私はあなたを食べていただろう
BACK INTO ENGLISH
On bad days I would have eaten you
That didn't even make that much sense in English.