YOU SAID:
omg you are a loser! i am cool, you tree!
INTO JAPANESE
あなたは敗者ですよ!私はクールです、あなたの木!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
You are a loser! I am cool, your tree!
INTO JAPANESE
あなたが敗者です!私はクールです、あなたの木!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
You are a loser! I am cool, your tree!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.