YOU SAID:
Omg why did I have 7 tacos my butts going to explode!
INTO JAPANESE
なぜ私は私のお尻が爆発するつもり7タコスを持っていましたか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Why did I have 7 tacos my ass was going to explode?
INTO JAPANESE
なぜ私は私のお尻が爆発するつもりだった7タコスを持っていたのですか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Why did I have 7 tacos my ass was going to explode?
That didn't even make that much sense in English.