YOU SAID:
omg they tots did that
INTO JAPANESE
彼らは幼児 omg でした。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
They were a baby omg.
INTO JAPANESE
Omg の赤ちゃんたち。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
OMG our baby.
INTO JAPANESE
OMG 私たちの赤ちゃん。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
OMG our baby.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.