YOU SAID:
OMG Step-me, I'm naked and and also 18 and we're home alone that's so wild - Caro
INTO JAPANESE
OMG Step-me、私は裸で、18歳で、私たちは一人で家にいます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
OMG Step-me, I am naked, 18 years old, we are alone at home
INTO JAPANESE
OMG Step-me、私は裸です、18歳、私たちは家に一人です
BACK INTO ENGLISH
OMG Step-me, I am naked, 18 years old, we are alone at home
That didn't even make that much sense in English.