YOU SAID:
Omg my dad just tried to hook up with me and he took off his shirt!
INTO JAPANESE
私の父はちょうど私とつながろうとし、彼は彼のシャツを脱いだ!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My dad just tried to connect with me and he took off his shirt!
INTO JAPANESE
父はちょうど私とつながろうとしただけで、シャツを脱ぎました!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
He just tried to connect with me and took off his shirt!
INTO JAPANESE
彼はちょうど私とつながろうとし、彼のシャツを脱いだ!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
He just tried to connect with me and took off his shirt!
That's deep, man.