YOU SAID:
omg did you hear that my friend's mom's cousin's neighbor's aunt's friend's second cousin died?
INTO JAPANESE
私のお友達のお母さんのいとこの隣人のおばさんのお友達のいとこが死んだって聞いた?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Did you hear about the death of my friend's mother's cousin, my neighbour's aunt's cousin?
INTO JAPANESE
友人の母のいとこの死を聞いたか?隣の叔母のいとこの死を聞いたか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Did you hear about the death of my friend's mother's cousin? Did you hear about the death of my aunt's cousin next door?
INTO JAPANESE
私の友人の母親のいとこの死について聞いた?隣の叔母のいとこの死について聞いた?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Did you hear about the death of my friend's mother's cousin? Did you hear about the death of my aunt's cousin next door?
You should move to Japan!