YOU SAID:
omg can you translate to something that isnt exactly what i'm saying i swear to god
INTO JAPANESE
ああ、私が言っていることと正確に違うものに翻訳してもらえますか、神に誓います
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oh, could you please translate it into something different than exactly what I'm saying, I swear to God
INTO JAPANESE
ああ、私が言っていることとは別の言葉に訳してもらえませんか、神に誓います
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oh, I swear to God, could you please translate what I'm saying in another language?
INTO JAPANESE
ああ、神に誓って、私が言っていることを別の言語に翻訳してもらえませんか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oh, I swear to God, could you please translate what I'm saying into another language?
INTO JAPANESE
ああ、神に誓って、私が言っていることを別の言語に翻訳してもらえませんか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oh, I swear to God, could you please translate what I'm saying into another language?
You should move to Japan!