YOU SAID:
OMG, Book! I am, so, like, happy that you're here.
INTO JAPANESE
OMG、予約！あなたがここにいることを嬉しく思います。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
OMG, reservation! I'm glad you are here.
INTO JAPANESE
OMG、予約！私はあなたがここにいることをうれしく思います。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
OMG, reservation! I am glad that you are here.
INTO JAPANESE
OMG、予約！あなたがここにいることを嬉しく思います。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
OMG, reservation! I'm glad you are here.
INTO JAPANESE
OMG、予約！私はあなたがここにいることをうれしく思います。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
OMG, reservation! I am glad that you are here.
it is unlikely that this phrase will ever reach equilibrium
