YOU SAID:
Olivia shags seventeen year old lads
INTO JAPANESE
オリビアは17歳の若者をシャグします
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Olivia shags a 17 year old youth
INTO JAPANESE
オリビアは17歳の若者を振り回す
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Olivia wields a 17-year-old youth
INTO JAPANESE
オリビアは17歳の若者を振るう
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Olivia wields a 17-year-old youth
That didn't even make that much sense in English.